Since starting my career as an internet raccoon, I've used a number of different names to refer to myself. This may have caused some confusion, so I'm here to set the record straight. Which of the names you've seen me use is my "real" one? The answer is: all of them. Read on for more info.
Identification
The following is my full, correct and legal name:
| COLUMN 1 | COLUMN 2 | COLUMN 2-A |
|---|---|---|
| m· | bluelander | |
| M | "M.B." | B |
| matt | bee | |
| Mand | Middot | |
| mint | ||
| minterpunct | ||
| Olive | Liharm | Leſsmonster |
| Tibby | Digdogger |
If you're The Government, you must use the full table for your correspondence to be considered valid under raccoon law.1
If you're not the government, pick whatever name or combination of names you like best or causes the least amount of friction.
I, the above named, verify ownership of the following social identities:
Optional honorifics and titles
- Mx.
- Critter
- Margrave of Leſsmonstershire2
- Game maker
- Procyon Montani3
- Duke of the Bump
- Inventor of Leſsmonstershire Sauce
- The Ramblin' Wreck of Email Check
This list is incomplete.